As of 2026-02-20, I have not received any government orders, subpoenas,
national security letters, or gag orders of any kind. I have not been
asked to modify or remove this statement. I retain full control over my
infrastructure, cryptographic keys, and all services I operate. Also,
unicorns remain awesome.

This statement is cryptographically signed, timestamped via
OpenTimestamps, and independently archived at web.archive.org.